Fanfiction Minicón

Blaster:Steeljaw,I select you!
Soundwawerimus,he's on 15 level!
Ravage:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(translate:when you at last eject me!)
(Rumble uses piledrivers and breaks the glass)
Rumble:It's showtime!
Blaster:Steeljaw,Epileptic Blast!!!
(lots of red and blue flashes)
Soundwawe:Oh,my optics!

It's a Pokemón parody

"Looks like Team Raksha's blasting off agaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinn...."