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FROM TRUMP: I'm looking to speak with [CoffeeHorse]

Are you voting for me?

ANSWER NOW:
10:11 AM

Team Trump: Do we ship your flag to FL?

MAGA FLAGS JUST LAUNCHED!

CLAIM YOURS NOW:
12:40 PM

I got hit in the face [CoffeeHorse]

With what? Your love.

This is Trump, and I'm asking for your ENDORSEMENT:
2:34 PM

[CoffeeHorse], are you my friend?

This is Donald Trump, and I'm in need of your advice.

RESPOND:
5:11 PM

[CoffeeHorse] will you wish my dad a happy birthday?

It's Don Jr. and I'm doing a surprise card!

ADD YOUR NAME:
5:51 PM

[CoffeeHorse], don't get caught wearing this!

It's Trump, and I'm offering this gold MAGA hat...

Do you want it?
7:47 PM
 

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I got hit in the face [CoffeeHorse]

With what? Your love.
I have the strong suspicion that someone on his communication team is trying to see how wild the texts they come up with can get before anyone says anything.
 

CoffeeHorse

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Right? I'm guessing the process for vetting these texts (assuming there's any process at all) is entirely automated. The software just checks for the fundraising link, and if it's there the text goes out.

Somebody realized their work isn't being checked, and is seeing how far they can push it. Or they're drinking heavily on the job.
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Please tell me you'll at least answer question 1.

Take my MAGA POLL now:
10:09 AM

My dad loves to hear from [CoffeeHorse].

It's Don Jr. and I saved you a spot on trump's Birthday Card.

SIGN:
12:07 PM

From Trump: Will I see [CoffeeHorse] engraved on my donor wall?

I'll be checking back personally

CLAIM YOUR SPOT
3:08 PM

From Trump: EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE

Biden wants me LOCKED UP with HARDENED CRIMINALS!

MY EMERGENCY RESPONSE:
5:18 PM

FROM TRUMP: I hope to see you in one of these.

Claim your exclusive Camo MAGA Hat today!

Order NOW:
6:51 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], 72 HOURS!

Please don't let Biden kick us in the teeth.

PLEASE help me CRUSH my goal:
8:38 PM

Campaign Intern got caught. They're back to texting about fundraising goals.
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: IS [CoffeeHorse] VOTING FOR ME?

PLEASE, I need to know before the verdict!

I'M RIDING WITH TRUMP:
10:09 AM

Hillsdale: Is religious liberty important to you? If so, please participate in the National Referendum on Religious Liberty.
10:19 AM

I am a complete atheist. You have the wrong number.

From Trump: I can't believe we sold out...

So I restocked for the END OF MY TRIAL!

RED MAGA SHIRT:
12:40 PM

[CoffeeHorse], have you activated your membership?

This is Trump. I just launched the...

TRUMP DEFENSE NETWORK:
2:49 PM

Are you willing to represent FL? Take the Republican Party Platform Audit IMMEDIATELY >>
3:20 PM

From Trump: I signed this just for [CoffeeHorse] before my verdict.

Should I ship this to FL?

ORDER:
5:38 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], 48 HOURS!

Please don't let Biden kick us in the teeth.

PLEASE help me crush my goal:
8:11 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: JURY DELIBERATION STARTS IN 30 MIN

Before they begin, I MUST know:

Are you voting for me?

ANSWER:
9:07 AM

[CoffeeHorse], can President Trump count on YOU to sign up as a Poll Worker in FL? Defend Election Integrity & join the team:
10:38 AM

[CoffeeHorse], are you free for a meeting?

This is Trump. I'd like to talk to you after my trial...

MEET TRUMP:
12:37 PM

From Trump: APPOINTMENT CONFIRMED

Since my verdict is imminent, I moved up our interview to 5/30.

BEGIN:
3:02 PM

BREAKING FROM TRUMP: I WAS JUST CONVICTED IN A RIGGED TRIAL!

I AM A POLITICAL PRISONER!

My full response:
6:32 PM

From Trump: JUSTICE IS DEAD IN AMERICA!

Our country has FALLEN!

Please read my breaking remarks:
7:29 PM

From Trump: JUSTICE IS DEAD IN AMERICA!

Our country has FALLEN!

Please read my breaking remarks:
8:14 PM

No I did not make a transcription error.

From Trump: PRAY FOR OUR COUNTRY!

THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS RIGGED!

If you love America, PLEASE READ NOW:
8:33 PM

From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER!

Stand with me against this injustice.

Claim DARK MAGA Hat Now:
10:03 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: THE DARKEST DAY IN AMERICAN HISTORY

The jury found me GUILTY! Disgusting...

NEVER SURRENDER:
8:16 AM

From Trump: LIVE FROM TRUMP TOWER!

My first time speaking as a political prisoner!

Watch live:
11:07 AM

GUILTY? It's a dark day in America. The Radical Left will regret this. We'll make sure of it. Read Trump;s House Allies' response:
11:39 AM

From Trump: I JUST FINISHED SPEAKING AT TRUMP TOWER!

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

MY FULL RESPONSE:
12:10 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], do you think I'm guilty?

The trial was RIGGED

1 MILLION responses needed by MIDNIGHT:
2:49 PM

From Trump: My only crime is LOVING THIS GREAT NATION.

Read my response to the RIGGED VERDICT:
4:56 PM

From Trump: DARK MAGA IS ONLINE

Where should I ship this black MAGA shirt?

Take a look:
6:26 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], 3 HRS LEFT

I've been CONVICTED!

This is far from over...

TEN MILLION PATRIOT PUSH:
8:42 PM

From Trump: ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE!
I WAS CONVICTED IN A RIGGED TRIAL!
I need you to read this NOW:
9:00 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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FROM TRUMP: Biden's SICK SMILE at me being a Political Prisoner

This will make your blood boil

OPEN WITH CAUTION:
10:29 AM

President Trump needs YOU

[CoffeeHorse], what are you waiting for?

Become a volunteer Poll Worker NOW:
11:25 AM

From Trump: They want me behind bars. They want me DEAD.

STAND WITH ME:
12:43 PM

From Trump: THIS HAT IS A SYMBOL OF RESISTANCE AGAINST THE BIDEN REGIME!

All Black MAGA Hat Just Released

CLAIM:
2:58 PM

From Trump: I JUST FINISHED SPEAKING AT TRUMP TOWER!
I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
MY FULL RESPONSE:
3:40 PM

Trump's House Allies: This sham verdict is a dark stain on America. We will hold these Radical Left prosecutors accountable. MORE:
4:16 PM

BREAKING: TRUMP CONVICTED IN SHAM TRIAL

This is the biggest moment EVER to rally around Trump-stand w/ us now!!!

-House GOP
4:17 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], do you think I'm guilty?

the trial was RIGGED

1 MILLION responses needed by MIDNIGHT:
4:56 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] I'M STILL STANDING

34 rigged felony convictions won't take me down!

Emergency response:
8:11 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: Will [CoffeeHorse] please endorse me?

I need to know after my rigged conviction...

MAKE IT OFFICIAL:
10:05 AM

From Trump: THEY'RE TRYING TO RIG THE ELECTION

By convicting me of 34 FELONIES! Here's how we WIN:
12:39 PM

From Trump: My only crime is LOVING THIS GREAT NATION.
Read my full response to the RIGGED VERDICT:
2:07 PM

We LOVE you, President Trump!

We're sending this beautiful letter to Trump to show him our love and support. Read & co-sign:
2:49 PM

From Trump: ALL-OUT POLITICAL WARFARE

[CoffeeHorse] = my last line of defense!

JOIN THEM:
3:06 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse} after my rigged trial, who should be my Vice President?

CAST YOUR VOTE:
5:38 PM

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], I've got a job for you.

After my RIGGED CONVICTION, I need your advice

JOIN MY BOARD:
8:06 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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FROM TRUMP: I'm on the warpath.

34 rigged felony convictions can't stop MAGA.

JOIN ME IN THIS DARK HOUR:
10:34 AM

From Trump: I'M OK WITH GOING TO JAIL

If that's what it takes to Save America!

REBEL AGAINST THE DEEP STATE:
12:36 PM

I will never forget the day they convicted my dad.

Not because he's a criminal...

Not because he did anything wrong...

But because of our last name and he's running for President against Joe Biden.

My father's tough - I know he'll get through this. I'm much more worried about our country.

My dad being politically persecuted will be the least of our problems if the Democrats aren't completely CRUSHED in the next election.

That's why I'm teaming up with my friend, Steve Scalise, to raise one million dollars and help bring forth the greatest Republican victory in American history.

I would be honored if you'd be willing to step up right here and right now with a small gift.

I don't say any of this lightly.

Our political enemies are completely OK with ripping our Constitution to shreds and eviscerating the rule of law for cheap political gain.

Remember that when you go into the polling booth.

And I also ask that you keep in mind when you're deciding whether or not to donate right now.

So if you can, please pitch in at least a few bucks to help set in motion the greatest political victory our country has ever seen.
12:46 PM

I really need to check my phone plan. I hope I'm not getting billed by the word.

[CoffeeHorse], have you heard the news?

You're a WINNER!

President Trump selected YOU for the MAGA Millions Club.

Claim:
3:20 PM

DON JR: It's the final countdown to my dad's birthday!

Sign Trump's birthday card TODAY.

This won't LAST:
4:10 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] THIS IS A RED FLAG

A symbol of the political rebellion to come...

TAKE A LOOK:
7:25 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: POLITICAL HIT JOB

They'd rather see me DEAD than in the White House!

NEVER SURRENDER:
10:08 AM

From Trump: I OWE MY LIFE TO YOU!

It takes guts to stand up for TRUMP.

My message just for [CoffeeHorse]:
1:05 PM

FROM LARA TRUMP: President Trump & I want to hear from YOU!

Do you have time for a quick interview?

BEGIN:
3:34 PM

From Trump: I did this for [CoffeeHorse]

Can you sit down for an interview after my sham conviction?

START INTERVIEW:
4:34 PM

FROM TRUMP: Want to take a trip together?

I'll even bring a camera along so we can take a picture!

LET'S MEET:
7:36 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: I SHOULD BE SENTENCED...

to 4 years of community service as your President!

VOTE FOR TRUMP:
10:02 AM

[CoffeeHorse] is your name spelled right?

It's Don Jr. & I saved you a spot on my dad's Father's Day Card!

SIGN:
1:03 PM

Lara Trump: Will you write Pres. Trump a message?

After his rigged conviction, he'd love to hear from YOU

SIGN BIRTHDAY CARD:
4:03 PM

[CoffeeHorse], can I get your advice on something?

It's Trump, and I have a few questions for you...

ANSWER:
5:06 PM

[CoffeeHorse], do I have your endorsement?

Only 4 hours left to respond...

ONE MILLION PATRIOT PUSH:
8:06 PM
 

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From Trump: I SHOULD BE SENTENCED...

to 4 years of community service as your President!

VOTE FOR TRUMP:
10:02 AM

He should get a thirty-fifth felony count for this text.
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: FANI WILLIS FINISHED!

RIGGED PROSECUTION DELAYED INDEFINITELY!

She's corrupt as hell!

My Response:
10:35 AM

From Trump: I'm digging a battle trench big enough for two.

Will you fight with me shoulder to shoulder?

JOIN UP:
1:09 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse] THIS IS A RED FLAG

A symbol of political rebellion to come...

Take a look:
1:20 PM

[CoffeeHorse], we need to talk.

It's Donald Trump, do you have 5 minutes for a quick interview?

RESPOND TO TRUMP:
4:05 PM

ELECTION INTEGRITY ALERT!
Do you want a fair election in November? Then join the Election Integrity team NOW:
4:36 PM

From Trump: I'M ON TV IN ONE HOUR

But before I speak with Dr. Phil, I need you to see this.

EMERGENCY MEMO:
7:03 PM

From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER MAGA HAT JUST RELEASED!

Stand with me against this injustice.

CLAIM YOURS NOW:
8:38 PM
 

CoffeeHorse

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From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], how does dinner sound?

IT"S ON ME! Free for you.

We'll even take a picture!

ENTER:
10:09 AM

[CoffeeHorse] will you wish my dad a happy birthday?
It's Don Jr. and I'm doing a surprise card!
ADD YOUR NAME:
12:41 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP JR.

My dad's birthday is in 7 DAYS!

SIGN CARD NOW:
2:02 PM

Lara Trump: This could determine the whole election.

MUST READ:
3:37 PM

From Trump: I'M LAUNCHING THE TRUMP WAR COUNCIL

After my RIGGED VERDICT, will [CoffeeHorse] join?

ANSWER:
5:02 PM

[CoffeeHorse], please participate in Hillsdale College's Free Market Survey to voice your thoughts about threats to the market system:
5:46 PM

This has [CoffeeHorse] written all over it.

It's Trump, and I know you love gold...

SEE MY SPECIAL OFFER:
8:03 PM
 


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