Quotes

"Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! LET'S ROLL!"

Barbara: "Cor! What has that goat been eating?!?"
Tom: "...dogs balls."

"Officer Balls."

"The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives. (It's not murder if you do it for a god.)"

I only play for sport.

Don't you think you've seen enough?

I've simplified your payroll and now, if you don't mind, I'll streamline your inventory.

From this moment, every breath you take is a gift from me.

That's right, run you bastards! I'm coming for you all!

The ultimate compliment to ninja craftsmanship. To see what has been done and swear that it could not be possible.

On the chest of a bar maid at Yale
Was tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in Braille.

"Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything."

We've lost some good people. They gave everything to get us here. It's up to us to make it mean something and do them justice. The Collectors, the Reapers--they aren't a threat to us. They're a threat to everything--everyone. Those are the lives we're fighting for. That's the scale. It's been a long journey, and no one's coming out without scars. But it all comes down to this moment. We win or lose it all in the next few minutes. Make me proud. Make yourselves proud.

This war's brought us pain and suffering and loss. But it's also brought us together--as soldiers, allies, friends. This bond that ties us together is something the Reapers will never understand. It's more powerful than any weapon, stronger than any ship. It can't be taken or destroyed. The next few hours will decide the fate of everyone in the galaxy. Every mother. Every son. Every unborn child. They're trusting you... depending on you to win them their future. A future free from the threat of the Reapers. But take heart. Look around you. You're not in this fight alone. We face our enemy together, and together we will defeat them.

"Doesn't it concern you that your cult worships ancient powers beyond time and death using documents you can't understand that drive you mad when you do understand them?"
"Buddy, if I bothered to think like that, would I be standing here today with an octopus-god larva growing out my neck?"
"Well, I. You could uh. Hmm. That's....a point. More or less."

“We are not youth any longer. We don’t want to take the world by storm.
We are fleeing. We fly from ourselves. From our life. We were eighteen
and had begun to love life and the world; and we had to shoot it to pieces.”

"Do you want me to arrest him?"
"I want you to put a bullet in his head.....but we're all making sacrifices today."

"...A new kind of music was born. It was as hard and heavy as the Fire Beast's metallic flesh. It had the power of his blood, the heat of his fire, the speed of his flight, and the mighty roar of his death cry. But it also had the angelic beauty of Aetulia's song, and a touch of her mournful wail. Its words told the story of a fierce and noble age. It was an anthem of the people, and they called it...
HEAVY METAL."

Tell General Howard I know his heart. What he told me before, I have it in my heart. I am tired of fighting. Our Chiefs are killed; The old men are all dead. It is the young men who say yes or no. He who led on the young men is dead. It is cold, and we have no blankets; the little children are freezing to death. My people, some of them, have run away to the hills, and have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they are - perhaps freezing to death. I want to have time to look for my children, and see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the dead. Hear me, my Chiefs! I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands I will fight no more forever.